Texas Travesty Fun 'n Games! (concept and contribution)

 

It's not my fault, I was only following hors d’oeuvres, by: Dieter Kartoffelkuchen, Nazi Chef  (article)

 

Nation's grandmothers need you to eat something, you're so skinny (headline)

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I procrastinated my abortion, so now I have to murder my toddler, by: Leslie Pemperton, future former mother (article)

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Tortillo Papalardo's Preparation for Exam Make Grade Good For You Company LLC:

Official Test Prep (concept and contribution)

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We’re living in a post-consumer waste world, and I am a post-consumer waste girl, by: Madonna (headline and article

 

Adobe Reader update not going to take no for an answer (headline)

 

Every Taco Bell bag in art major’s dorm an installation (article)

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The monster under my bed isn't half as bad as the monster who married my mom, by: Little Ray Peterson (headline)

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Student successfully avoids eye contact with everyone he kind of knows (headline)

 

Travesty Tips for Getting a Bid from Your Dream Sorority (concept and contribution)

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Colorblind blues musician sings about feeling the grayish yellows (headline)

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Spoiled Syrian boy brags about having nicest bomb shelter in neighborhood (article)

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SOB calls EMS for POS on LSD found DOA at DMV (headline and article)

 

Man washes penis after touching hands (headline)

 

A Letter From RotMan 2015 (headline and article)

 

Internships (concept and contribution)

 

Who is your perfect Valentine? (concept and contribution)

 

College pets excited to be fed again now that finals over (headline and article)

 

Contortionist's body language incredibly misleading (headline)

 

Haircut surprisingly first thing you notice about wheelchair-bound man (article)

 

Exclusive new club always empty (headline)

 

Nice friend reminds everyone of all the times she’s been nice to them (headline)

 

Interview with Mack, a Terrier/Staffordshire Bull Mix (article)

 

International Politics Kama Sutra (contribution)

 

Obama's Strategy Against ISIL (contribution)

 

Best Practices for Avoiding Ebola (contribution)

 

Venmos from Last Night (contribution)

 

What's in the Pope's Hat? (contribution)

 

Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics Guide (contribution)

 

Obituaries (contribution)

 

Why I'm Leaving Football, by: Mack Brown, former UT football coach (headline and article)